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We know you know NOIRFANCY and his brilliant mixtape for Twelve Bar – Fuck You Pay me v1.2. We know you know he is #HAF and all about the green in whatever form. We know you know he is the CatDaddy. We know you know that’s not me bro. On top of that, he also wanted you to know you know the following information.
 
Noirfancy is a bomb ass nigga and Los Angeles based artist. As an integral component of the Los Angeles music scene he has deejayed at venues including but not limited to; Drai's Hollywood, Eden, Hemmingway’s Lounge, Hyde, MyHouse, MyStudio, Skybar at The Mondrian, The Colony, The Crocker Club, summertime favorite The Do-Over, Trousdale, Voyeur, and entertained private events for the likes of Amare Stoudemire, Bolthouse Productions, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, SBE Entertainment Group, and other notables.
 
Always hands-on he has worked with artists such as Alexander Spit, CBG, and toured the US with Rob Roy and Dim Mak. Noirfancy has also appeared on the local comedy circuit. A frequent at The Laugh Factory, The Comedy Club, and The Improv, he has also written and produced comedic sketches, and has a lifestyle book in the works. Be afraid. Be. Very. Afraid.
 
1. Who's in the house?
The maid and hopefully that bitch is by herself. I'm paranoid. I'm on a Sound Stage.
 
2. Can it be that it was all so simple then?

No. My life has been simplified by the maid. She also gives me head. I pay an extra $50. I'm PAID.
 
3. It ain't where you're from, it's...?

Probably with your bitch, to be honest with you. Bitches be crazy.
 
4. Give me the fortune, keep the fame?

WHY IN THE SAM HILL OF A FUCK WOULD I GIVE YOU MY PAPER? You keep the fame you crazy WANKER!
 
5. After the show it's the after-party, and after the party it's the...?

TIME FOR YOU TO STOP BEING SO FUCKING SELFISH. I DID THE SHOW AND THE AFTER PARTY AND YOU STILL HAVE YOUR GRIMEY HAND OUT? FUCK YOU. PAY ME.
 
6. It's quite okay for a gangster to wear sandals?

THEY DO IN JAIL DONT THEY?
 
7. If I ruled the world?

You can't. You're not qualified.
 
8. Do you want more?

More weed? ALWAYS. ALWAYS MORE WEED!!!! HAF.
 
9. How does it feel?

SATIVA UP, INDICA DOWN.
 
10. What's next on the menu?

I DON'T WORK HERE.
 
11. Give me the reason to want you back?

I NEVER LEFT, I'M NEVER LEAVING, AND IM NEVER TOO MUCH.
 
12. Tell us why it's all love...
We HAVE to let LOVE RULE.

Find more NOIRFANCY at www.Noirfancy.com, or for more music and other proclamations www.Noirfancy.tumblr.com. Don’t forget to follow the biggest feed on the internet @NOIRFANCY (#CKS #HAF #TNMB #IAL #FYPMv12)


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