It's not only the over-sized lizards that used to roam the earth that are extinct, but according to the brilliantly-named one-man dance music machine TEED (Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs) good times on the dance floor are also in severe danger of disappearance. TEED, whose unique brand of non-genre-specific dance music and incredible live show (he really does have dancing dinosaurs on stage) is steadily blowing up across the UK, Europe and the USA, aims to bring fun and good times back to the floor. And he is slowly succeeding, with his live sets a mixture of DJ brilliance and live remix freshness, and his melodic though totally one-off compositions redefining what it is to make pure music to dance to. We think TEED is heading big, enormous possibly, and is far from having his days numbered or being close to extinction level event. But just in case we quickly threw him The Twelve and let him chew them over like a rampant T-Rex.
1. Who's in the house?
Just me, on the bus from Heathrow. Just come in from 2 days in beautiful LA making a new video.
2. Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Possibly, more analog less digital.
3. It ain't where you're from, it's...?
How successful your vegetable patch is
4. Give me the fortune, keep the fame?
5. After the show it's the after-party, and after the party it's the...?
Bit where we all get in the bath together
6. It's quite okay for a gangster to wear sandals?
True gangsters can roll just in their socks.
7. If I ruled the world?
I'd change what the banks can do with our money.
8. Do you want more?
9. How does it feel?
Just like it should.
10. What's next on the menu?
Breakfast in a magic café.
11. Give me the reason to want you back?
You don't have a choice I'm coming back anyway.
12. Tell us why it's all love…
Because of the trees, bitch.