It Wasn't Me

Yesterday I decided that if I could be someone else for the next 20 years it would have to be Shaggy. Don’t panic – I am not losing my mind but think about it. The dude makes a record and shifts millions and millions of units. He then chills for a few years, hangs out between Miami, Kingston and New York picking up ridiculous girls and living it up and then, just as he is getting down to his last few million dollars, he goes out and makes another record that shifts even more units and does it all over again. What a way to live and what a total don Shaggy is. I don’t know how he has totally mastered the game but he has and his new album which apparently is coming out sometime soon will no doubt be just as big as all the previous ones.