Chronic Break

How many hip hop albums are littered with skits between every track ... And how many of these skits are beyond annoying ... I'm sure all of you, much like myself, have spent many an evening getting out of your chair, walking across the room and taking the needle off the record to jump another pointless skit and then yelling out expletives as you finding yourself doing the same thing only a few minutes later ... I'm sure all of you have questioned the purpose of breaking up the music in this way ... And I'm sure all of you would be much happier if all of our favorite albums didn't have any skits on them ... I for one definitely would be but, as with all things, every now and then there is an exception to the rule and for me the exception when it comes to skits is the Chronic Break before Doggy Doggy World on Snoop Dogg's Doggy Style ... This has to be one of the most offensive albeit hilarious interludes ever recorded on wax and without it the album wouldn't be the same ... Reading it doesn't really do it justice but all the same I am going to write it out below and hopefully everyone reading this post will smile when they recall Snoop's ridiculous commentary and the classic background laughter ... Here goes ...

"Can we get a motherf*ckin' moment of silence for this small chronic break ... A-hah, n*ggaz be brown-nosing these ho*s and sh*t ... Takin' b*tches out to eat, and spendin money on these ho*s ... KnowhatI'msayin ... I treat a b*tch like 7-Up ... I never have I never will ... I tell a b*tch like this ... B*tch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Bluenotes ... You'll never go platinum ... Hey Daz, give me a light n*gga ..."